Escaped with Unbanged Asses!!!

Hello People… Thanks for the positive response and compliments for the last Blog!!!.. I really appreciate that…. :) 

This time I would like to share a bit funny story which has been told by some people many times and I would like to publish it to many others...

Nope… It’s not about Love this time…!!! There are some other interesting facts in Life too… ;)

It goes back to the time when I was in second year of my Engineering… My Roomie was preparing hard for exams… But you know Engineering… How difficult it is… such a vast portion… so less time… and so many books to refer… Because of this my poor friend, found it HARD, to manage his backups and copies properly before the exam bell was about to ring… Then what… Jaise sabka Maalik ek … Vaise musibat ke time sabka Mai - Baap bhi ek hi tha… Actually I am referring myself here… ;) …

The guy was tensed and came to me… He said,” Naidu, ye Dieter tere pass rakh ( Dieter is the name of an author by the way who had written some crap on materials and stuff that I don’t want to discuss now) … mein tere ko msg karuga… mere ko is mein se answers msg kar dena…”… As it was my off that day and I was staying back in hostel it was easy for me to help him…. I said,” Tension mat le… Tu jaa.. Kuch bhi problem aaya to mein hoon.”.

So the guy left in peace and I was sitting in the room preparing myself as if I was giving some paper. At last, came a message from my friend asking some doubts… I thoroughly went through the Book “Dieter” to check where I can get the answers to his query… Actually he had asked me formula for some Law… and after doing extensive research I could find 5 formulas for the same Law… I didn’t know which one the Guy wanted… So I took my close approximation and texted him one out of the five formulas awaiting his confirmation if it is Ok… I had to take mobile from other friend of mine since I was having no balance left for any calls or messages… And as it was a noble cause people were willingly giving their share of charity… Since I like helping too much sometimes, I thought that the Guy might get confused on the formula that I sent and I decided to call him and confirm if the answers he got were Ok…

I called but nobody answered the call…. I called again, still the same result… But then what could I do??…. I called again and this time the Guy picked the call…. I was asking him, “Bhai… Sab thik hai na… Answers jo beja hai vo correct hai na??? tere ko samjha?  Koi problem to nahi na???”…. But nobody was answering at the other end and hanged the call on me…. I was irritated for the matter of fact, I was the one who is doing all this Bull Shit, wasting my own time helping and people hang on me without saying “Thank You”.. x-( !!! I was pissed off… I called again this time and abused the Guy left and right… straight for 2 minutes and the other end was in a Vacuum I guess as no sound was coming… Then I abused again asking why his mouth is shut…. Then came reply “ Are “*********” Exam likh raha hoon.”. Then I decided when the guy comes back to room I will teach him a lesson… (All abuses are censored)

It was evening… By this time Exam usually gets over… But my friend was nowhere to be seen… I thought may be his Paper didn’t go well and must have gone some place to relieve his sadness…. After a few hours or so, he came like a jumping Jack all excited and yelling… saying that “ Aaj to kissa ho gaya department mein… aaj to kissa ho gaya department mein.”. We were all curious and asked him what exactly happened… He said that HOD had called him after the exam and was scolding him for copying in the exams and that too over the phone… He then gave a question  mark expression as if he was blind on this issue and didn’t know anything… I was thinking that he wanted to confuse the HOD so that he can escape the Mess… After a tough battle with the HOD he was finally left unhurt and a strict warning…

He came happily to the room telling us his Mahabharatha… But the actual Mahabharatha was yet to be realized… Since my actions got him in trouble I apologized to him… He said, “Why are you apologizing?” And I said, “I should not have called you and abused you, it got you in trouble and I am sorry for that…!!!! :( ” … Then he asked me a question which blew us all present there!!!!

The question was, “Tune kab call kiya ?”. We were all like what the F**K happened then… I asked him, “ Jisne mere ko Gali di vo Kaun tha ?”… We asked him who was at the other end abusing when we had called. And then the entire story came to light…

Just before my friend could get my message.. His phone was snatched by the Invigilator… When I had called, it was the Invigilator who did not answer… when I called again and again he answered the call and got pissed off after listening to my melodious abuses… That day I had abused a lecturer and in return got back one from him… :D … Though we all abuse our lecturers behind their back… I actually got a chance to do that over the phone…. Not proud though but an honest mistake really…!!!.... Since I used my other friends phone all this time I was bound to escape the trouble and told my friend too that if something good happens I am in and if somebody has to drown in well it will be you… He got Shit scared but I was just kidding him…

Since I had called and helping my friend in exam over the phone… the Invigilator had handed the phone to HOD saying that students are copying over the phone … My poor friend since he hardly knew about the fact that I tried calling him couldn’t understand what the HOD was telling him… That day onwards mobiles in colleges were not allowed during examinations and technology was no more used for the wrong reasons thereafter… ;)... But the good thing is We escaped with Unbanged Asses.... and some sweet memories!!!